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Baby, You Always Wrote Like a Liberal

10.15.08 | permalink | Comment?

The universe is a pretty good poet.  Check out this twist of verse it busted out with earlier today:

Christopher Buckley is chased with like a hundred million pitchforks and snarky emails into resigning from his column with the National Review following his Obama endorsement.  Um, that’s the magazine his dad founded, one mister William F. Buckley, Jr, aka the last face of the Republican party that actually had a brain behind it.  (Speaking of faces, Chris, you silver fox, why don’t you drop me a line.  I’ll show you a dia-lec-tic.)

Related stub: some species of wild life are super into sexual cannibalism, which typically occurs as the sort of denouement to their wild little “breeding ball,” after everyone is spent from all that boning and orgying and getting totally sloppy and out of control, as sex is wont to do.  In fact, PBS tells us that some victims are “actually willing participants in the feast; they flip onto the female’s mouthparts during copulation, encouraging her to dine.”

I mean, what else would you call an Obama endorsement from a columnist who’s got birthrights at the National Review?

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