Last night, if I am recalling this correctly, I believe I frightened off some babyface trying to stick it in me by telling him I had tons of VDs and a “bumpy cunt.”
Here’s to me ever getting laid in this town again. I’m such a charmer. Also, a drunk bitch.
I might have an asthma attack laughing. You are absurd. A bumpy cunt, really. You told the poor boy that you you had a bumpy cunt.