Could a New Year’s go wrong when it starts like this?
Our toast, I believe, was to a year of great sex and 1,000 orgasms a day. So you must understand where the priorities of my friends and I lie, yes? (other revelation for the new year: blue eyeliner looks fantastic on everyone.)
OMG that dress is from ASOS and you look uh-mazing. Yeah, I’m that good. Miss you!
whoa HOTTIES
JEAN WHERE WERE YOU.
I was walking around in the super cold & wind thinking thoughts by myself. then I needed to pee so I went to the new york system and drank “hot tea” for an hour and a half, writing in my notebook, successfully avoiding getting hit on, and listening to the banter. then back home to warmth and food. quiet times….